Not really fic: FIVE MINUTE DW!

[clocketpatch]

www.fiveminute.net/doctorwho/

This is far too amusing. Silly quicky episode summaries from every era.

[primsong]

These are excellent! Ha! Completely made my evening, and I've only begun wading into the First Doctor stuff. For instance, The Ark:

Steven: Wonder where we are. We could be anywhere in time and space!
Dodo: Nonsense. Why, look at all these stock footage animals -- they're all Earth creatures. We're probably in a zoo outside London.
Steven: What about that hairy, one-eyed humanoid with the early-Beatles mop-top?
Dodo: Well, maybe they caught a Sasquatch.
Steven: With one eye?
Dodo: Okay, a pirate Sasquatch.

Heh! Thanks!

[Stripes]

I have read better five minute whatevers.

[primsong]

Oh yes, I agree some of them are a bit weak - but I found it worth wading through the iffy ones for the good bits. Actually, what it makes me do is want to write some myself just to improve on it.