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Post by Stripes on Jun 29, 2009 19:54:33 GMT
In season 3 Martha and the Doctor went to New York to run into pig people. Many fans didn't like the pig people.
Well, the pig people are real .... according to Kramer rand George.
Kramer saw a pig man, a real pig man in a New York hospital.
Kramer did some research and found that the government had been doing experiments since the 50s.
Now the show is in two different times, but not far enough for humans to get curios. Here are some pigmen, how did it happen? Can we make more? What would we do with them? how much power do humans have? so after the war, the government finally made some money and decide, why not, lets try to make those 30s pig men.
PIGMAN IS REAL, PIGMEN ARE REAL!
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Post by merrythemad on Jun 29, 2009 21:49:53 GMT
errrr...what?
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Post by primsong on Jun 29, 2009 23:57:53 GMT
Oookay....this wins the award as weirdest post of the day, I think....
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Post by librarylover on Jun 30, 2009 0:24:40 GMT
Well, the pig people are real .... according to Kramer rand George. Kramer saw a pig man, a real pig man in a New York hospital. Kramer did some research and found that the government had been doing experiments since the 50s. Perhaps I should be concerned about myself, but I actually understood Newton's post. She is talking about the episode of Seinfeld where the gang was visiting someone in the hospital. Kramer got lost, and wandered into a room where he saw a man who looked like a pig. He spent the rest of the episode running around trying to find the guy to prove to the others that he was real. He kept shouting "He's a pigman!" |
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Post by Stripes on Jun 30, 2009 0:31:35 GMT
Seinfeld people, Seinfeld! Doctor Who and Seinfeld (both very trust worthy shows) talk about pig people in New York, so they must be real! My theory is that American government liked what the Daleks did, so after the war they created their own pig people. Some reason they stopped the experiments and well the poor pigman was left to live the rest of his life in a hospital until Kramer and George finds him. Well, the pig people are real .... according to Kramer rand George. Kramer saw a pig man, a real pig man in a New York hospital. Kramer did some research and found that the government had been doing experiments since the 50s. Perhaps I should be concerned about myself, but I actually understood Newton's post. I just posted, not knowing you posted. YOU GOT THE POST!!!!! Don't be concern, Seinfeld is a great show and every North American must know that show. |
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Post by clocketpatch on Jun 30, 2009 2:40:29 GMT
Haven't seen the episode but definitely got the Seinfeld reference. It's something Kramer would do. The "PIGMAN IS REAL, PIGMEN ARE REAL! " refrain at the end was a bit funny though... Initial reaction: OH NOES! Newton's got into the mushrooms again! Delayed reaction: OH! Newton's making a witty reference again!  |
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Post by Stripes on Jun 30, 2009 2:46:58 GMT
Haven't seen the episode but definitely got the Seinfeld reference. It's something Kramer would do. The "PIGMAN IS REAL, PIGMEN ARE REAL! " refrain at the end was a bit funny though... Initial reaction: OH NOES! Newton's got into the mushrooms again! Delayed reaction: OH! Newton's making a witty reference again! Pigman is real, pigmen are real is me. Though Kramer yells something simlier to pigman is real. I have never done mushrooms, I will fully admit,I have been very curios about them and often wonder what it would be like to be on them. |
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Post by clocketpatch on Jun 30, 2009 3:12:17 GMT
yo Newton, just say no to drugs. Do I have to sing the song?
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don't you put it in your mouth, don't you put it in your mouth...
though it might look good to eat, though it might look good to eat...
like a muffin or a beet, like a muffin or a beet...
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Post by Stripes on Jun 30, 2009 3:32:00 GMT
yo Newton, just say no to drugs. Do I have to sing the song? ... don't you put it in your mouth, don't you put it in your mouth... though it might look good to eat, though it might look good to eat... like a muffin or a beet, like a muffin or a beet... Don't you put it in your mouth Don't you put it in your mouth don't you put it in your mouth don't stuff it in your face don't stuff it in your face though it might look good to eat though it might look good to eat and it might look good to taste and it might look good to taste you could get sick ick real quick ick real sick real ick Don't you put it in you mouth nu uh till you ask someone you love thats right sis if its okay to eat if its okay to eat like a muffin or a beet like a muffin or a beet if you dont know just what it is remember boys and girls Don't puuuut it innnn your mouth Those were some freaky looking things. In all honesty, I have nothing against natural drugs. Human made drugs I do not touch. |
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Post by magnusgreel on Jun 30, 2009 5:25:14 GMT
In all honesty, I have nothing against natural drugs. Human made drugs I do not touch. That reluctance is healthy I think, but everything in life really should be decided on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes prescriptions are necessary, sometimes they make things worse. Some drugs just try to beat a disease into submission, when far gentler methods work much better. (Arthritis drugs made my immune system problem worse permanently... turns out they're supposed to supress the immune system, and no one thought to tell me.) In 1980 I partook of a room-mate's shrooms, and went to see Empire Strikes Back. It was interesting, but not necessarily worth repeating. On Seinfeld... in the US I think we're all familiar with those characters even if we don't watch the show, or don't watch often... it's just part of the culture now. |
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Post by Aldebaran on Jun 30, 2009 5:36:48 GMT
Has anyone seen that surreal horror-flick "Black Sheep"? Anyone? Where the genetically-engineered sheep gone wrong start going after the humans that farm them and transform them into their own kind via radioactive biting and gene-transferral? ??
I imagine the same could be done with pigs without too much difficulty.
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Post by magnusgreel on Jun 30, 2009 5:43:16 GMT
Has anyone seen that surreal horror-flick "Black Sheep"? Anyone? Where the genetically-engineered sheep gone wrong start going after the humans that farm them and transform them into their own kind via radioactive biting and gene-transferral? ?? I imagine the same could be done with pigs without too much difficulty. Well, let's get started then. I'm a busy man, and evil plots don't just hatch themselves, as a very wise maniac with a healthy work ethic once said. |
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Post by jjpor on Jun 30, 2009 18:55:11 GMT
Well, gentlemen, I'm sure there are probably some minor technical obstacles, but if the late, great Dr Mehendri Solon has taught us anything, it's that we won't know unless we try. I'll look for a rainswept, mountaintop castle we can rent for laboratory space, and some poor, deformed unfortunate to act as a lab assistant.
Seriously, I don't know if it's the combination of PIGMEN being REAL, Canadian children's anti-drug songs, or the notion of watching Empire Strikes Back under "the influence", but I'm finding this thread enormously entertaining. And a little frightening. ;D
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Post by clocketpatch on Jun 30, 2009 21:34:24 GMT
That settles it, JJ is well and truly possessed. Alack, alas. I'm now imagining sitting up with his habit and ginger beard watching Teletubbies and weird 80s public service announcements.
Gads, I MISS those freaky public service announcements. Do they even do them any more?
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Post by magnusgreel on Jul 1, 2009 7:48:25 GMT
I can only hope that should I OD on '80s PSAs, someone will do the time with me as obligingly and supportively as Clocket. Kudos to our jjpor on knowing Solon's first name!!
I think an abandoned off-world castle-y structure is best for body-part reconstruction, but then my ideal location would be a Chuckie Cheese... so, don't listen to me, probably.
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Post by clocketpatch on Jul 1, 2009 7:51:29 GMT
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Post by magnusgreel on Jul 1, 2009 9:29:26 GMT
Well, it's hard to say no to a base for evil schemes. I mean, it's a veritable nerve center for evil and whatnot. Who could, upon reflection, say no to that particular eventuality?
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Post by jjpor on Jul 1, 2009 19:03:22 GMT
Yes, we'll get the Vardans to invade the place first, as a subterfuge or, as it were, a ruse. Imagine their surprise when they think they've seen them off, only for us to show up in our big, domy helmets... I can't see a well-thought-out plan like that failing, can you? ;D I'm now imagining sitting up with his habit and ginger beard watching Teletubbies and weird 80s public service announcements. You're spying on me too, aren't you Clocket? In fact, I bet that's you and Merry right now, peering in at me with your telephoto lenses! Can't a man enjoy a bit of Teletubbies in peace?? ;D You don't get public service announcements like you used to, that's for sure. We did have one recently about the dangers of Mexican Swine Flu, but it wasn't quite as apocalyptically shocking as the classics of the genre used to be. In fact, it was kind of inadvertently amusing... |
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Post by Stripes on Jul 2, 2009 0:23:01 GMT
Told you Clocket was stalking you JJ.
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Post by jjpor on Jul 2, 2009 19:11:25 GMT
Told you Clocket was stalking you JJ. Yes, you tried to warn me, Newton, but foolishly I didn't listen... Hang on, though, if you were right about _that_, then you must be right about... Yes, PIGMEN ARE REAL! That sound was the sound of my mind blowing... |
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