So you've decided to become evil.

[angeleyes87]

I found this fun site while using my Stumbler application for the Firefox browser. You put in these random things and it spits out your master plan. I thought it was fun and decided to share it with you.

www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

My evil plan:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[IMForeman]

Hooray! *rubs hands together*

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your time machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[primsong]

Ha! Love it. *cackles and rubs hands together*

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to bite their nails, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

[Starflower]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a scientist. This will cause the world to leave, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate united nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming evil, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

[merrythemad]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[magnusgreel]

I've decided to embrace evil without the necessary intervening steps. I apologize abjectly.