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Post by clocketpatch on Jan 8, 2008 6:17:34 GMT
watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspxType in two characters and watch the magic. Beware however; I typed in the Doctor and the Master, and maybe I'm just filthy minded, but everything that came up seemed to be a horrible inuendo. It was good for some laughs though. My favourite random sentence from it so far: The Doctor licks the Master creatively on the firehydrant. (?)
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Post by Kit on Jan 8, 2008 14:38:25 GMT
The dish smashes the speaker. Can the Doctor waffle? The Doctor argues outside the valid chicken. The roman fuss snacks across the episode.
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kinvoidstuff123
Cyberman
(Not listening, looking off into time and space...)
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Post by kinvoidstuff123 on Jan 10, 2008 2:35:33 GMT
The strict war tries The Doctor. The Doctor promises the fun thumb. Why won't The Master speculate around The Doctor? A blow develops The Master on top of the complaining birthday. The Doctor charges the teapot throughout the acid. The Doctor inhibits The Master.
The Master dreads The Doctor. The Master fails! Does The Doctor offend the lived revolutionary? The Doctor coasts throughout The Master.
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Post by Kit on Jan 10, 2008 4:05:08 GMT
...These sound like those phrases that Clifford comes up with that make no sense at all.
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Post by clocketpatch on Jan 15, 2008 0:00:19 GMT
Have I discovered Cliff's secret random machine? O.o
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Post by Kit on Jan 15, 2008 2:59:41 GMT
Possibly.
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kinvoidstuff123
Cyberman
(Not listening, looking off into time and space...)
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Post by kinvoidstuff123 on Jan 16, 2008 2:09:41 GMT
K-9 cries the infrequent phenomenon. Past the bass overflow vanishes her adapted bishop. A courier entrances a peanut concern. The Doctor matures! Does K-9 cope on top of The Doctor? The Doctor views K-9 near the negotiable image.
The motorway brushes The Doctor. The Doctor pales the emerging brick on top of its less counterpart. An atmosphere praises The Doctor within the laser. The Doctor fails! Can K-9 worship The Doctor? K-9 troops The Doctor next to a referendum.
The Doctor toys with K-9. Will the arc technology shout without the desire? The complex resides inside K-9. Whatever jazz pays a comfort opposite the regular delight. The ample outrage transports the keyword. How will a skill sample the arch architecture?
The reminiscent atheist borders Five near the mayor. How will Five burn a shortest birth? Five rocks! Five develops a birth. Ten seconds the magic.
How does Five stall around Ten? Ten boggles! Does Five legitimize the fascist? The coal skips into the shade.
Ten certifies a request below the lens. Four coasts in Ten. Four distracts Ten. How can the fool bean argue behind Four?
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Post by Starflower on Dec 4, 2008 5:52:16 GMT
A purchase bands Victoria. A grim mandate despairs Victoria. Victoria simulates the mathematician against the matrix. Jamie wants Victoria.
Jamie ignores a blurb near the ozone. Jamie cooperates after her dangerous disregard. Jamie hunts near the poetry. The scanner breathes?
Will Jamie compose around Victoria? The radio fellow battles Victoria near his why. The farewell swears against Victoria. How can the trilogy fault a painful heaven? Jamie views an approved spiral throughout a garden. A tennis tears in an address!
Ian primes an earth underneath an endless smile. When will Barbara fume? Barbara recovers near Ian. Barbara amends a damaged spike. Does Ian rule opposite this tender medicine?
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Post by clocketpatch on Dec 4, 2008 5:55:44 GMT
I love the random paragraph machine. It comes up with these poetic things that you can almost, but not quite, grasp the meaning of.
Definitely knows what it's talking about though: "Jamie wants Victoria"
The Ian/Barbara one though is just beautiful. I want to grab it and make fic with it.
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Post by primsong on Dec 5, 2008 23:05:31 GMT
This is just bizarre, lol...!
The plate hears The Doctor. The calculus coats The Doctor. When will The Brigadier button a space? An obstruction perfects The Brigadier inside your intelligence. When will The Doctor balance your revolting temperature? A smoke resides with the winter! A correspondence works behind a daft hammer. The Doctor reverts! The Doctor disposes The Brigadier opposite the ashcan.
The Doctor squashes The Brigadier within the handbook. The Brigadier dictates inside The Doctor. A primary paper assorts the south beneath a wrapped helicopter. The fussy chair knights The Doctor. Should The Brigadier rave after an alarm?
Haha!
Will Jo bay in the arrogance? The worn technology yields Benton underneath its baking timer. A par rope amazes the greater principal. Does Jo sneak after a flowing sauce? Benton zooms opposite Jo.
Why won't Jo worship Benton? A designer swallow weighs Benton before every acting comparison. The rival dates a gown. Will the meat display the true warrant?
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Auton Daisy
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Post by lynda on Dec 6, 2008 1:20:47 GMT
Question of the year.
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Post by primsong on Dec 6, 2008 3:01:09 GMT
That was my favorite too ;D And how Benton is zooming opposite her.
That and... The Doctor reverts! The Doctor disposes The Brigadier opposite the ashcan.
Poor ol' Brig - he can't get no respect.
This one brings something like Beauty and the Beast to mind - was there a barking footstool also? : The fussy chair knights The Doctor.
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Post by Aldebaran on Dec 6, 2008 4:03:54 GMT
These were my favorites. Clocket thanks the initiative nest. Clocket accords the pompous link. Clocket fasts within Newton. The tourist brings a mouse. Every essence mends with the hardened surplus. Kay... fasting inside Newton... on the feast of Newton. Makes about as much sense as anything else. The stuffed greed sweeps. How can Jjpor wed? Under every disturbance struggles Jjpor. Jjpor rents Merry behind a chalk. A periodic treat retracts within Merry. Merry impresses the crash forecast across the screen.Yeah, Jjpor, how could you? I don't know if you're married or not but... stay away from Merry.  Should Lynda average Magnusgreel? How does her overcome guilt trust the earlier deaf? The story encounters the beef. This injustice closets Magnusgreel. A hate retracts beside the drivel!See Magnus? All you have to do is keep the story from encountering the beef, and you'll be fine!  Can a disaster thirst behind another heaviest purple? Starflower provisions a mania opposite a track. Over the silent pretends the terminal crunch. Starflower provokes Primsong.What the hell is going on in THAT household?  How can the lunatic theater train Anastasia? When can Aldebaran hope for Anastasia? How can the sitting satire move the silicon? The vice accountant serves an alcoholic thumb. A fence scratches! A burst anagram parses Aldebaran outside the naive starter.Haha! I don't think much can tame Anastasia, much less the theater. When can a diagram chop Captain Spats? On top of Captain Spats dances the holding crop. When can Polarity calculate? A little fossil rolls Polarity around the loophole.You MUST teach me this holding-crop dance, Spats.  I wanna roll Polarity around the loophole too! Thomas Edison injures Nikola Tesla outside the liberal spoof. Inside Nikola Tesla smells Thomas Edison. Its ordinary corridor stirs within an impressed historian. The reduced manpower mutters under the wolf. Why can't Nikola Tesla double as Thomas Edison? Thomas Edison suspects a magical flower beneath the conditional dependence.TOO TRUE FOR COMFORT!!!!!! |
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Post by merrythemad on Dec 6, 2008 4:04:26 GMT
I found this generator a bit unsettling, to be frank, however this paragraph did capture my interest.
Why can't the rod play Doctor ? How can Doctor prevail across another capital revolutionary? Tegan overcomes the champagne beneath a distinguished cricket. Tegan toes Doctor outside your crushed spiritual. Doctor accelerates every all discipline in the keyed joke.
It just amused me that cricket (even though i am sure it means the insect) came up with what I meant to be Five, so yay. but erm...the rest is umm...lacking fun, yeah?
Aldy, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I have just laughed myself into hysterics! No, truly! That's just too funny, I must silence myself before I wake the mayhemians.
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Post by Aldebaran on Dec 6, 2008 4:08:07 GMT
Cricket is a surreal thing, Merry. You never quite know when it'll pop up.
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Captain Spats
UNIT Red Shirt
You don't understand regeneration, Mel. It's a lottery, and I've drawn the short plank.
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Post by Captain Spats on Dec 6, 2008 4:17:15 GMT
When can a diagram chop Captain Spats? On top of Captain Spats dances the holding crop. When can Polarity calculate? A little fossil rolls Polarity around the loophole.You MUST teach me this holding-crop dance, Spats. I wanna roll Polarity around the loophole too! It would be my pleasure. |
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Post by merrythemad on Dec 6, 2008 4:31:58 GMT
ooooh! How does one go about go about requesting an audience to the lesson mentioned above?
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Post by magnusgreel on Dec 6, 2008 9:31:29 GMT
See Magnus? All you have to do is keep the story from encountering the beef, and you'll be fine! Why didn't someone tell me this earlier? My problems are all solved now! |
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Post by merrythemad on Dec 6, 2008 14:12:39 GMT
See Magnus? All you have to do is keep the story from encountering the beef, and you'll be fine! *blinks* being the only American my age, the pop culture reference is most likely lost on the board but there was a commercial when I was a wee slip of a girl ((ATTENTION NOT THAT LONG AGO ONLY ALMOST 31 KIDS CALM DOWN)) with a very small old woman with a very large voice yelling "Where's the beef?" it was an instant phenomenon. T-shirts, billboards, whole nine yards, at any rate this somehow makes my early morning half asleep brain find Magnus encountering the beef twenty plus years late both frightening and terribly funny. |
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Post by magnusgreel on Dec 6, 2008 16:02:14 GMT
Well, I tried to bury my head someplace and ignore the US pop culture of the 80s, but I wasn't entirely successful, and if there was any buzzphrase that could burr its way into ones skull involuntarily, it was "Where's the beef"! #2 was "I've fallen and I can't get up!" Little old ladies had a way with the catchphrases, I guess....
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Kay... fasting inside Newton... on the feast of Newton. Makes about as much sense as anything else.
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