Post by Stripes on Dec 3, 2009 19:33:43 GMT
Do not read the fan fic. It got crazy and a little distrubing.
However, there are some great lines and stories.
Here is a scence with Donna finds a little gift shop inside the tardis.I bolded the good parts.
She was so absorbed in studying her list that she almost failed to see the little sign mounted beside one of the doors. She stopped short, backed up and read it.
THE I LIKE A LITTLE SHOP SHOP.
Donna rolled her eyes.
“Figures the TARDIS would have a little shop on it somewhere,” she muttered.
She opened the door and stepped inside. She was surprised to see a young man with sandy blonde hair standing behind the counter.
“Welcome to The I Like A Little Shop Shop, Miss Noble,” he said.
“Who are you?”
“I am android seventeen. I run the shop.”
“Okay, had no idea he even had androids on this ship, but okay, I’ll play along,” Donna muttered.
She walked over to him and handed him the clipboard.
“Please tell me you have any of these items or know where I can find them?” she said, hopefully.
The android studied the list and shook his head.
“I’m sorry, Miss Noble. There is nothing in here that’s on this list and I can’t help you find anything since I’m only programmed to manage the shop.”
She laid the clipboard on the counter and turned to look at the shop. To her surprise, there was a wide variety of Doctor and TARDIS related merchandise. Intrigued, she walked over to a display on the right side of the room. There were several bumper stickers in a metal rack. She looked at the top bumper sticker. It said…
LIFE’S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE AND REGENERATE AND DIE AND REGENERATE AND DIE AND REGENERATE.
Donna rolled her eyes. She looked at the next one.
MY OTHER TARDIS IS A POLICE BOX.
She looked at the next one. It said…
HOW AM I FLYING? DIAL 0808-TIME LORD.
Donna shook her head and moved on to the t-shirts next to them. She took a look at the first one.
I TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE WITH THE DOCTOR AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!
“Yeah, how very original,” she said, rolling her eyes.
She looked at the next one.
TENTH DOCTOR RULES, ALL OTHER SELVES DROOL.
Donna snorted and moved to the next one. It was a picture of a Greek goddess statue’s head with a photo of Rose beside it. The caption underneath read…
FORTUNA IN THE FLESH.
“Okay, have no idea what that means. I suppose Rose would know though,” she said, looking at the next one. She raised her eyebrow when she saw it. It was a picture of the Doctor from the neck up. He had bulging eyes and was making a fish face. The caption underneath read…
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRAVEL WITH ME?
Donna laughed at that one.
“Okay, I gotta have this one,” she said.
However, there are some great lines and stories.
Here is a scence with Donna finds a little gift shop inside the tardis.I bolded the good parts.
She was so absorbed in studying her list that she almost failed to see the little sign mounted beside one of the doors. She stopped short, backed up and read it.
THE I LIKE A LITTLE SHOP SHOP.
Donna rolled her eyes.
“Figures the TARDIS would have a little shop on it somewhere,” she muttered.
She opened the door and stepped inside. She was surprised to see a young man with sandy blonde hair standing behind the counter.
“Welcome to The I Like A Little Shop Shop, Miss Noble,” he said.
“Who are you?”
“I am android seventeen. I run the shop.”
“Okay, had no idea he even had androids on this ship, but okay, I’ll play along,” Donna muttered.
She walked over to him and handed him the clipboard.
“Please tell me you have any of these items or know where I can find them?” she said, hopefully.
The android studied the list and shook his head.
“I’m sorry, Miss Noble. There is nothing in here that’s on this list and I can’t help you find anything since I’m only programmed to manage the shop.”
She laid the clipboard on the counter and turned to look at the shop. To her surprise, there was a wide variety of Doctor and TARDIS related merchandise. Intrigued, she walked over to a display on the right side of the room. There were several bumper stickers in a metal rack. She looked at the top bumper sticker. It said…
LIFE’S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE AND REGENERATE AND DIE AND REGENERATE AND DIE AND REGENERATE.
Donna rolled her eyes. She looked at the next one.
MY OTHER TARDIS IS A POLICE BOX.
She looked at the next one. It said…
HOW AM I FLYING? DIAL 0808-TIME LORD.
Donna shook her head and moved on to the t-shirts next to them. She took a look at the first one.
I TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE WITH THE DOCTOR AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!
“Yeah, how very original,” she said, rolling her eyes.
She looked at the next one.
TENTH DOCTOR RULES, ALL OTHER SELVES DROOL.
Donna snorted and moved to the next one. It was a picture of a Greek goddess statue’s head with a photo of Rose beside it. The caption underneath read…
FORTUNA IN THE FLESH.
“Okay, have no idea what that means. I suppose Rose would know though,” she said, looking at the next one. She raised her eyebrow when she saw it. It was a picture of the Doctor from the neck up. He had bulging eyes and was making a fish face. The caption underneath read…
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRAVEL WITH ME?
Donna laughed at that one.
“Okay, I gotta have this one,” she said.