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Post by primsong on Jul 19, 2009 4:46:34 GMT
. . . began humming at a much higher frequency than normal. The Doctor and Jack rushed back to the console just as an ominous-sounding bell began tolling in the depths of the TARDIS. "Oh no, it's the cloister bell. That means . . ." "...trouble. Well, that or possibly we're out of milk," the Doctor explained, before rushing into the TARDIS, followed shortly by Jack and Splaargh. Suddenly the doors slammed shut and the sound of the cloister bell was replaced by... the maniacal screeching of the claustrophobic Purple People Eater who mistakenly believed it had entered a smaller space than it actually had.
"How do you calm these things down?" hollered the Doctor as he dodged the flailing, bouncing creature's spastic mass.
"Oh," Jack yelled back, "You...."
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Post by raynbowz on Jul 9, 2010 13:52:26 GMT
"...trouble. Well, that or possibly we're out of milk," the Doctor explained, before rushing into the TARDIS, followed shortly by Jack and Splaargh. Suddenly the doors slammed shut and the sound of the cloister bell was replaced by... the maniacal screeching of the claustrophobic Purple People Eater who mistakenly believed it had entered a smaller space than it actually had.
"How do you calm these things down?" hollered the Doctor as he dodged the flailing, bouncing creature's spastic mass.
"Oh," Jack yelled back, "You...."scratch the ridges around the eyes, Jack explained, performing the service. The purple people eater calmed in a moment or two. "Doctor," Jack looked up, "You've forgotten to . . ."
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Post by clocketpatch on Jul 9, 2010 23:14:52 GMT
the maniacal screeching of the claustrophobic Purple People Eater who mistakenly believed it had entered a smaller space than it actually had.
"How do you calm these things down?" hollered the Doctor as he dodged the flailing, bouncing creature's spastic mass.
"Oh," Jack yelled back, "You...." scratch the ridges around the eyes, Jack explained, performing the service. The purple people eater calmed in a moment or two. "Doctor," Jack looked up, "You've forgotten to . . ."
"...shut the door!" Jack finished lamely as a stampede of angry zebras made their way into the console room. Jack, the Doctor and Splaargh clambered on top of the console in an attempt to get out of their way.
"Jack!" the Doctor shouted. "Quick! You've got to..."
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Post by primsong on Jul 11, 2010 22:51:23 GMT
scratch the ridges around the eyes, Jack explained, performing the service. The purple people eater calmed in a moment or two. "Doctor," Jack looked up, "You've forgotten to . . ."
"...shut the door!" Jack finished lamely as a stampede of angry zebras made their way into the console room. Jack, the Doctor and Splaargh clambered on top of the console in an attempt to get out of their way.
"Jack!" the Doctor shouted. "Quick! You've got to..." ...find the antidote to Splaargh's hallucinogenic saliva, as ever since he drooled over your scritching his eyebrows, I've been seeing what looks like a herd of zebras, and that can't be right as we're no where near the Serengeti and I haven't any sacks of Zebra-Chow left. And why black and white? Is there some significance as to why our collective imaginings are resembling zebras?" He licked a finger and held it up as if testing for something.
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Post by raynbowz on Jul 12, 2010 0:43:43 GMT
"...shut the door!" Jack finished lamely as a stampede of angry zebras made their way into the console room. Jack, the Doctor and Splaargh clambered on top of the console in an attempt to get out of their way.
"Jack!" the Doctor shouted. "Quick! You've got to..." ...find the antidote to Splaargh's hallucinogenic saliva, as ever since he drooled over your scritching his eyebrows, I've been seeing what looks like a herd of zebras, and that can't be right as we're no where near the Serengeti and I haven't any sacks of Zebra-Chow left. And why black and white? Is there some significance as to why our collective imaginings are resembling zebras?" He licked a finger and held it up as if testing for something. "Doctor, you're forgetting poor Splaargh's problem," Jack reminded the Time Lord. We have to hurry and incubate those eggs before . . ."
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Post by evelyn on Mar 8, 2011 6:59:10 GMT
...find the antidote to Splaargh's hallucinogenic saliva, as ever since he drooled over your scritching his eyebrows, I've been seeing what looks like a herd of zebras, and that can't be right as we're no where near the Serengeti and I haven't any sacks of Zebra-Chow left. And why black and white? Is there some significance as to why our collective imaginings are resembling zebras?" He licked a finger and held it up as if testing for something. "Doctor, you're forgetting poor Splaargh's problem," Jack reminded the Time Lord. We have to hurry and incubate those eggs before . . ." "...an entire generation is trampled by zebras!"
"Jack, there are no zebras! There cannot be zebras in my TARDIS!" the Doctor shouted back, but he didn't hesitate to leap over a railing...
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Post by leamichelle on Mar 9, 2011 4:07:32 GMT
"Doctor, you're forgetting poor Splaargh's problem," Jack reminded the Time Lord. We have to hurry and incubate those eggs before . . ." "...an entire generation is trampled by zebras!"
"Jack, there are no zebras! There cannot be zebras in my TARDIS!" the Doctor shouted back, but he didn't hesitate to leap over a railing... ... and into a vat of ill-placed jelly. The Doctor gaped for a moment, wiping a few gelatinous clumps off his forehead. "This is -"
"What happened?" Jack shouted.
"This is -"
"You're covered in-"
"GENIUS!" cried the Doctor. "I know how to get rid of the zebras and get those eggs incubated! Hurry, get me the ..."
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Post by clocketpatch on Mar 9, 2011 5:18:57 GMT
"...an entire generation is trampled by zebras!"
"Jack, there are no zebras! There cannot be zebras in my TARDIS!" the Doctor shouted back, but he didn't hesitate to leap over a railing... ... and into a vat of ill-placed jelly. The Doctor gaped for a moment, wiping a few gelatinous clumps off his forehead. "This is -"
"What happened?" Jack shouted.
"This is -"
"You're covered in-"
"GENIUS!" cried the Doctor. "I know how to get rid of the zebras and get those eggs incubated! Hurry, get me the ..." Timey-Wimey detector! The one that goes ding! If I remember correctly it had a very interesting effect on eggs... which isn't actually the effect we're looking for at the moment. BUT, if we're very lucky it will summon an angry Time Chicken and...
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Post by raynbowz on Mar 9, 2011 16:24:23 GMT
... and into a vat of ill-placed jelly. The Doctor gaped for a moment, wiping a few gelatinous clumps off his forehead. "This is -"
"What happened?" Jack shouted.
"This is -"
"You're covered in-"
"GENIUS!" cried the Doctor. "I know how to get rid of the zebras and get those eggs incubated! Hurry, get me the ..." Timey-Wimey detector! The one that goes ding! If I remember correctly it had a very interesting effect on eggs... which isn't actually the effect we're looking for at the moment. BUT, if we're very lucky it will summon an angry Time Chicken and... "... the Time Chicken will scare off the zebras AND incubate our eggs for us. Let's hope I can set this thing right." The Doctor took the Timey-Wimey detector in his hand and ...
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Post by Stripes on Mar 9, 2011 22:35:03 GMT
Timey-Wimey detector! The one that goes ding! If I remember correctly it had a very interesting effect on eggs... which isn't actually the effect we're looking for at the moment. BUT, if we're very lucky it will summon an angry Time Chicken and... "... the Time Chicken will scare off the zebras AND incubate our eggs for us. Let's hope I can set this thing right." The Doctor took the Timey-Wimey detector in his hand and ... ... it didn't go ding. Jack and the Doctor remained silent, fear spreading over their face. Not because the Timey-Wimey detector didn't go ding .... no, it did make a noise... it went buk buk.
See kids, if you need the Time Chicken, you need to make a special noise. Funny thing is, many people believe that the best way to summon the Time Chicken is by calling out BUK BUK. Truth is the true noise to summon the Time Chicken is "ding" like the Doctor was trying to do. Now if you make the BUK BUK noise... well lets just say you are in for something BIG. Which is...
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Post by raynbowz on Mar 17, 2011 14:47:03 GMT
"... the Time Chicken will scare off the zebras AND incubate our eggs for us. Let's hope I can set this thing right." The Doctor took the Timey-Wimey detector in his hand and ... ... it didn't go ding. Jack and the Doctor remained silent, fear spreading over their face. Not because the Timey-Wimey detector didn't go ding .... no, it did make a noise... it went buk buk.
See kids, if you need the Time Chicken, you need to make a special noise. Funny thing is, many people believe that the best way to summon the Time Chicken is by calling out BUK BUK. Truth is the true noise to summon the Time Chicken is "ding" like the Doctor was trying to do. Now if you make the BUK BUK noise... well lets just say you are in for something BIG. Which is...
. . . what happened next. A hail of Easter eggs came down out of the sky, pelting the Doctor, Splaargh, and Jack painfully. They crouched under the console as well as they could, trying to shelter themselves. "That does it," the Doctor huffed. "I'm just going to have to . . ."
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Post by evelyn on Mar 19, 2011 2:53:39 GMT
... it didn't go ding. Jack and the Doctor remained silent, fear spreading over their face. Not because the Timey-Wimey detector didn't go ding .... no, it did make a noise... it went buk buk.
See kids, if you need the Time Chicken, you need to make a special noise. Funny thing is, many people believe that the best way to summon the Time Chicken is by calling out BUK BUK. Truth is the true noise to summon the Time Chicken is "ding" like the Doctor was trying to do. Now if you make the BUK BUK noise... well lets just say you are in for something BIG. Which is... . . . what happened next. A hail of Easter eggs came down out of the sky, pelting the Doctor, Splaargh, and Jack painfully. They crouched under the console as well as they could, trying to shelter themselves. "That does it," the Doctor huffed. "I'm just going to have to . . ." [/color][/quote] "...program a sturdier roof into the TARDIS control room! Quick, Jack, and hand me that tin whistle and a package of all-purpose czichinspazquinelikukukuku flour! The best way to summon Time Chickens aside from Timey-Wimey devices that won't go ding due to tampering or a rare combination of jelly and zebra-dandruff is to make biscuits out of czichinspazquinelikukuku flour!"
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Post by raynbowz on Mar 20, 2011 14:13:35 GMT
. . . what happened next. A hail of Easter eggs came down out of the sky, pelting the Doctor, Splaargh, and Jack painfully. They crouched under the console as well as they could, trying to shelter themselves. "That does it," the Doctor huffed. "I'm just going to have to . . ." [/color][/quote] "...program a sturdier roof into the TARDIS control room! Quick, Jack, and hand me that tin whistle and a package of all-purpose czichinspazquinelikukukuku flour! The best way to summon Time Chickens aside from Timey-Wimey devices that won't go ding due to tampering or a rare combination of jelly and zebra-dandruff is to make biscuits out of czichinspazquinelikukuku flour!" [/quote] Jack took a few eggs and the flour and mixed while Splaargh cut out discs of finished dough. The Doctor did his part by strengthening the roof and turning on the oven. The first batch of biscuits was finished just in time for . . .
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Post by noulooktimelord on May 12, 2012 9:00:36 GMT
"...program a sturdier roof into the TARDIS control room! Quick, Jack, and hand me that tin whistle and a package of all-purpose czichinspazquinelikukukuku flour! The best way to summon Time Chickens aside from Timey-Wimey devices that won't go ding due to tampering or a rare combination of jelly and zebra-dandruff is to make biscuits out of czichinspazquinelikukuku flour!" Jack took a few eggs and the flour and mixed while Splaargh cut out discs of finished dough. The Doctor did his part by strengthening the roof and turning on the oven. The first batch of biscuits was finished just in time for . . . ...a massive BANG that echoed through the TARDIS. Jack, Splaargh and the Doctor all jumped and the Doctor yelped "what is that?!". Slowly Jack made his way through the zebras and peered through the door to see... Do we know which doctor this is, or is it just a mixture of all of them?
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