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Post by Aldebaran on Oct 29, 2008 5:54:55 GMT
Kewl. I baby sat four kids those ages once. How do you handle it? Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, prepare a clean area with a sharp knife and cutting-board, wash hands thoroughly...
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Post by Anastasia on Oct 29, 2008 6:05:36 GMT
You're a sick man, Aldy. A very very... very sick man. I mean... I'm all in favor of cannibalism, but you're just ruining yourself. Do you REALLY think you'll get your paycheck when the parents come home to find their children stuffed and toasted? Ah... NO! It's an economical screw-up and you know it. There are more cost-effective ways to abuse children, Aldy. You're a bright kid. You should know that.
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Post by clocketpatch on Oct 29, 2008 6:17:20 GMT
Kewl. I baby sat four kids those ages once. How do you handle it? Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, prepare a clean area with a sharp knife and cutting-board, wash hands thoroughly... Yes Aldy, but that's just basic prep. Anyone can do a simple roast, but it's the spices that really bring out the flavour. I'm a fan of rosemary myself, a bit of parsley and some red pepper. With olive oil. It is, of course, very important to use oil or butter to get that nice browned exterior. For the stuffing, the same spices, and shredded bread. I don't like using the store bought bread crumbs. Some onions, chopped celery, apples... it's rather like stuffing a turkey really, though you'll want more of everything as your average child is quite big in comparison to your average fowl. Also, because I'm me, there will be quite a few strategically placed garlic cloves. I love garlic, don't you? It just makes everything better. Anyway, what's your favourite recipe Aldy? (WARNING! I DO NOT CONDONE THE EATING OF SMALL CHILDREN! DOING SO CAN RESULT IN YOU BEING SHUNNED BY YOUR NEIGHBOURS, AND GOING TO JAIL AND STUFF)
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Post by Aldebaran on Oct 29, 2008 16:26:55 GMT
Well, I like to sauté them myself... but that usually only works with the little plump ones. Adding a Teryaki sauce of some kind enriches the naturally zesty flavor, I've found. But when doing your basic roast, ginger root, cinnamon and brown sugar work well for an autumn meal this time of year.
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 29, 2008 19:29:11 GMT
You guys are strange... Of course, the father wouldn't notice if they were missing right away, he was drunk when he got home. XD
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Post by Kit on Oct 29, 2008 21:43:16 GMT
xD That just made me burst out laughing, Clocket.
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 29, 2008 22:26:03 GMT
XD The ad for this page is Tyson chicken nuggets, and we are talking about eating children. Maybe tyson chicken nuggets are small children...
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Post by merrythemad on Oct 29, 2008 23:07:34 GMT
*laughs until breathing is compromised and then continues soundlessly giggling*
wow so non-who interests include cannibalism aside from Clocket who "is not amused"
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 29, 2008 23:33:27 GMT
apparently so.
Oh! I forgot to say that I hate the words 'a lot', because I was taught it was 'alot' as one word. My first grade teacher is to blame for this.
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Post by merrythemad on Oct 30, 2008 14:21:20 GMT
"A lot" odd words to hate but then I am fiercely adverse to Daniel Day Lewis and this is somehow Bono's (yes from u2) fault. *shrugs* YAY for all of us! The happy whovians!
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Post by Anastasia on Oct 30, 2008 16:16:20 GMT
Like I said, there are more cost-effective ways of abusing children.
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Post by Aldebaran on Oct 30, 2008 16:26:24 GMT
What would you qualify as a "cost-effective" way of abusing children?
...wait! Don't answer that! I don't wanna know.
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Post by lynda on Oct 30, 2008 20:13:51 GMT
Canceling Doctor Who?
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Post by Aldebaran on Oct 30, 2008 20:36:24 GMT
Ah! *hides under chair* Don't ever scare me like that again, Lynda!
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 30, 2008 20:40:50 GMT
That would be terrible, never mind cost effective.
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Post by merrythemad on Oct 30, 2008 21:36:46 GMT
that would be horrible,awful beyond cruel and unusual and would probably be in violation of UNGC not to mention the Shadow Proclamation.
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 30, 2008 23:15:01 GMT
XD
But yea, It would be bad if doctor who was canceled.
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Post by Anastasia on Oct 31, 2008 1:47:07 GMT
It wouldn't happen. The pissed-off out of work Daleks would barge into the BBC HQ and exterminate everyone. That's what happened last time, and they DON'T want it happening again.
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Post by Aldebaran on Oct 31, 2008 1:54:18 GMT
No, what happened LAST time. was Sylvester McCoy's eyebrows grew so hideously out of control they had to cancel the show for half a decade just to mow them back down.
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Post by schrodinger on Oct 31, 2008 2:07:30 GMT
lol, I think the out of work Daleks exterminated his eyebrows, so they could start the show again.
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