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Post by primsong on Jan 1, 2009 23:55:40 GMT
"Oh dear, look at that -
Ruby slippers beneath us,
Sorry! Squashed your witch."
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Post by magnusgreel on Jan 2, 2009 19:48:56 GMT
"Oh dear, look at that - Ruby slippers beneath us, Sorry! Squashed your witch." This is the only post I've looked at on this thread, but it got a laugh from me... Somewhere in my childhood things, there's some little book made with construction paper with haikus in it. |
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Post by evelyn on Jan 11, 2009 10:51:11 GMT
Purple celery
Warning of imminent doom,
And then you eat it.
Ace's in the hole
Probably for good reason-
Watch out for shrapnel
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Post by primsong on Jan 11, 2009 21:13:42 GMT
Persuasive Seven!
And if talking should fail him?
An Ace up his sleeve.
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Post by magnusgreel on Jan 11, 2009 23:24:30 GMT
Peri tags along
Inevitable strangling?
Bring pocket mirror!
You thought you'd killed us...
Nice to be in Atlantis.
Curses, foiled again!
Eyelids flip madly
Absolute power is fun
Just psyching you out...
Innocent, condemned...
Blindfold, ready aim fire...
I'm a robot, ha!
(Alright, "fire" sounds like two syllables to me, but I'm sure it must be considered one, technically.)
Don't do domestic
Nothing wrong with the jumper
Exterminate this!!
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Post by clocketpatch on Jan 11, 2009 23:58:55 GMT
These are great, though it slighly concerns me that I knew exacly what you're talking about in each. My favourite: Eyelids flip madly Absolute power is fun Just psyching you out... Got to love it when Four messes with your head! (Alright, "fire" sounds like two syllables to me, but I'm sure it must be considered one, technically.) Hmm, I also pronounce it as two syllables, so there you go: FIE-ER right? |
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Post by primsong on Jan 12, 2009 3:52:52 GMT
... Eyelids flip madly Absolute power is fun Just psyching you out... Got love it when Four messes with your head! I have to say I completely concur - this really is genius. -- Prefer walking to, Flouflouflourescent substance, Helmet for a cow. |
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Post by Starflower on Jan 13, 2009 4:35:52 GMT
Ian Chesterton.
Can the Doctor get it right?
Can he Chesterfield?
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Post by clocketpatch on Jan 13, 2009 4:37:04 GMT
Argh, thanks to the Doctor I'm forever second guessing myself whenever I use Ian's last name.
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Post by IMForeman on Jan 15, 2009 7:50:32 GMT
The first was Hartnell
Often grumpy grandfather
Started the whole thing.
Then there was Troughton
Cosmic hobo and a clown
When I say run...run!
Pertwee was the third
Reverse the polarity
Worked for UNIT, suave.
Baker was well-known
You want a jelly-baby?
Mostly teeth and curls.
Davison the fifth
Cricket whites and celery
Pleasant, open face.
Next Baker, Colin
Could be quite controversial
And that's just his coat...
Seven, real McCoy
Eeeeeevil from the dawn of time
More Nitro-9, Ace!
McGann's run was short
Half-human on mother's side
Blew up planet, oops.
Eccleston made nine
Brought the show back from the dead
And then swiftly left.
Tennant is the tenth
The current TARDIS tenant
Rude and not ginger.
I plead nothing better to do and done extremely late at night over the course of about half an hour. Several of them need a little work. I'm not sure if "controversial" is four or five syllables so I threw a "quite" in there, just in case.
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Post by magnusgreel on Jan 15, 2009 9:17:29 GMT
Thanks for those! Me no sleep have either! Need sleep go now zzz! Thank you yet Lally! I'm rightly perfect thank you yet Lally! (Invisible Enemy)
Let's see how and what I do with this in this state:
I'm not the tin dog
Don't fret, plastic head not mine
Fear my yellow van
I'm no imbecile!
Oh I see, it's a booby trap
Fine, guilty as charged
I don't feel so well
Why did I take my dress off?
Big Bang, Robot Pooch?
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Post by primsong on Jan 15, 2009 16:41:31 GMT
Nice collection, MG -
Next Baker, Colin
Could be quite controversial
And that's just his coat...
Ha! Poor Colin -
Don't fret, plastic head not mine Lol...
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Oversized collar,
Curls sticking out from the cap,
Naff Time Lord fashions.
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