Clocket And Aldebaran's Great Adventure

[Aldebaran]

TRUE STORY! Sleep deprivation is a beautiful thing for whovains. I'd like to see Russel T. Davies make an episode out of this one.

(NOTE: It must be read from bottom to top.)
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1 Oct 08, 23:33
Tom Baker-voiced Narrator: And such brought the adventures of Clocket and Aldebaran to a satisfying closure. And they lived happily ever after.

1 Oct 08, 23:33
The Doctor: *leaves in his TARDIS*

1 Oct 08, 23:33
Aldebaran: Thanks a zillion! Have a good rest, friend!

1 Oct 08, 23:33
Clocketpatch: Night!

1 Oct 08, 23:33
Aldebaran: Right! I'm on it.

1 Oct 08, 23:33
Clocketpatch: Will do

1 Oct 08, 23:33
The Doctor: Now, Aldebaran, you thank Clocket for staying up later than she would have liked to and save this story somewhere.

1 Oct 08, 23:33
Clocketpatch: what just happened?

1 Oct 08, 23:33
*silence*: ...

1 Oct 08, 23:32
Aldebaran: Now what?

1 Oct 08, 23:32
ClocketClocketpatch: Numnumnu.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:32
The Doctor: Take that, you Clockety... thing!

1 Oct 08, 23:32
The Doctor: *throws scarf at clocketclocketpatch and trips her*

1 Oct 08, 23:32
ocket Hallucination: or was that another typo??? oh dear... those never end well...

1 Oct 08, 23:32
ocket Hallucination: Well use it already! The Clocketclockets just ate my front end!

1 Oct 08, 23:31
ClocketClocketpatch: NUM NUM NUM!!! NUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:31
The Doctor: Aha! Brilliant! I have it!

1 Oct 08, 23:31
Clocket Hallucination: hey, I'm a hallucination not a script writer!

1 Oct 08, 23:31
Aldebaran: It's getting CLOSER! And Clocket is running out of Jelly babies!

1 Oct 08, 23:30
Clocket Hallucination: Yes! hurry! -insert soppy line about a Time Lord finally running out of time-

1 Oct 08, 23:30
The Doctor: *rummages through stuff* I know I put it here somewhere!

1 Oct 08, 23:29
Aldebaran: Hurry, Doctor!

1 Oct 08, 23:29
ClocketClocketpatch: NUM NUM NUM!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:29
The Doctor: Right! I'm on it.

1 Oct 08, 23:29
Clocket Hallucination: this is true.

1 Oct 08, 23:29
Clocket Hallucination: (aka Clocket prime will go to bed before the randomness has a satisfactory ending.)

1 Oct 08, 23:29
The Doctor: Or maybe next time. It's hard to keep track what with time-traveling and all.

1 Oct 08, 23:28
Clocket Hallucination: well... true... and the universe will explode in roughly three minutes if the paradox of us Clockets isn't resolved.

1 Oct 08, 23:28
Aldebaran: ...

1 Oct 08, 23:28
Clocket Hallucinatio: Hey!!

1 Oct 08, 23:28
The Doctor: Just like last time.

1 Oct 08, 23:27
ClocketClocketpatch:: NUM NUM NUM!!

1 Oct 08, 23:27
The Doctor: Don't worry. As soon as the clocketclocketpatch is gone, the hallucination will vanish in a puff of logic.

1 Oct 08, 23:27
Clocket Hallucination: sorry.

1 Oct 08, 23:27
Clocket Hallucination: Oh, you meant THEM.

1 Oct 08, 23:27
Clocket Hallucination: Whaa?? I didn't sign up for Skaro duty!

1 Oct 08, 23:27
Aldebaran: But what about the Clocket Hallucination?

1 Oct 08, 23:26
The Doctor: Aldy, you and I make a run for the TARDIS! I think I have something that will send them BOTH back to Skaro.

1 Oct 08, 23:26
ClocketClocketpatch: NUM NUM NUM!!!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:26
ClocketClocketpatch: JOIN USSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:26
Clocket Hallucination: er... nice clocket???

1 Oct 08, 23:26
The Doctor: Throw these at it! *tosses Clocket Hallucination a bag of jellybabies*

1 Oct 08, 23:25
The Doctor: Clocket Hallucination! I need you to keep clocketclocketpatch occupied.

1 Oct 08, 23:25
Clocket Hallucination: can I have that jelly baby now??

1 Oct 08, 23:24
The Doctor: Oh dear... it seems they've joined forces, Aldy.

1 Oct 08, 23:24
Clocket Hallucination: Oh dear, that can't be good...

1 Oct 08, 23:24
Aldebaran: or not...

1 Oct 08, 23:24
ClocketClocketpatch: JOIN US!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:24
Aldebaran: Well, I'm sorry I wasted your time AGAIN, doctor.

1 Oct 08, 23:23
The Doctor: Naw, I think they've figured it out.

1 Oct 08, 23:23
Aldebaran: Doctor, perhaps if we're lucky... do you suppose that they'll take EACH OTHER out?

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocketpatch: sure

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocket: hug and make up?

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocketpatch: is... oh dear, I think we're upsetting the Doctor

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocket: is not

1 Oct 08, 23:22
The Doctor: This is worse than that bloody doctor reunion way back when Trougton was still alive...

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocketpatch: is not.

1 Oct 08, 23:22
Clocket: How can you say that??? It's CRUEL!

1 Oct 08, 23:21
Clocketpatch: Stop arguing with yourself. You're nothing but a typo anyway!

1 Oct 08, 23:21
The Doctor: Oh... dear...

1 Oct 08, 23:21
Aldebaran: Them... it...

1 Oct 08, 23:21
Clocket: Yes, I have.

1 Oct 08, 23:21
Aldebaran: I don't think she'll listen, Doctor.

1 Oct 08, 23:20
Clocketpatch: I have not.

1 Oct 08, 23:20
Clocket: Er... I don't know if anyone's noticed, but a THIRD me seems to have showed up

1 Oct 08, 23:19
The Doctor: Drop that jelly baby at ONCE!

1 Oct 08, 23:19
Clocketpatch: Clocket Hallucination, you make such convincing arguements... NOT

1 Oct 08, 23:19
The Doctor: *stumbles onto the scene dressed like a giant bananna* Have you MET the French? *sees Clocket Hallucination* OH MY GIDDY AUNT!

1 Oct 08, 23:19
Clocket Hallucination: Hand over the jelly baby! Or I'll kill yo with this deadly... well... hand it over and I''ll...

1 Oct 08, 23:18
Clocketpatch: No *shakes head in disgust* because we *both* know you're not going to eat it are you??

1 Oct 08, 23:18
Aldebaran: Not unless the Doctor says it's okay.

1 Oct 08, 23:18
Aldebaran: No, you can't.

1 Oct 08, 23:18
Aldebaran: You sent the timeram!

1 Oct 08, 23:18
Clocket Hallucination: Can I have the jelly baby for to eating with?

1 Oct 08, 23:17
Aldebaran: Clocket Hallucination, how could you?!

1 Oct 08, 23:17
Clocketpatch: *shrugs* well... there's just no explaining that away...

1 Oct 08, 23:17
Clocketpatch: A timeram? I expected as much.

1 Oct 08, 23:17
Aldebaran: And there's a jelly baby jammed into your disk-drive.

1 Oct 08, 23:16
Clocket Hallucination:: Muhahahaha! my plan is coming to completion!

1 Oct 08, 23:16
Aldebaran: *examines laptop* ah yes. Here's the problem. A randy sheep with a clock for a face has un-reversed the polarity of your laptop.

1 Oct 08, 23:16
Clocketpatch: (out of character)well... it was almost as amusing as my random sleep dreams, so I was encouraged to stay.

1 Oct 08, 23:15
Aldebaran: I'll see what I can do.

1 Oct 08, 23:15
Aldebaran: Now where did I put my sonic screwdriver?

1 Oct 08, 23:15
Clocketpatch: also... my laptop has just started to make some concerning noises...

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Aldebaran: (Out of Character) Thanks for coming back.

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Clocketpatch: of my alarm clock

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Aldebaran: Looks like i have to take you on myself.

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Clocket Hallucination: but ONLY if you reverse the polarity

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Aldebaran: Shoot.

1 Oct 08, 23:14
Aldebaran: WAIT! NO! DOCTOR! SHE'S BACK! DOCTOR!

1 Oct 08, 23:13
Clocket Hallucination: though... the universe might remain stable for another 15 minutes

1 Oct 08, 23:13
The Doctor: I see. Very well, then. *enters TARDIS and dissapears*

1 Oct 08, 23:13
Clocket Hallucination: it's a shame isn't it?

1 Oct 08, 23:12
Aldebaran: Not tonight, Doctor.Sorry.

1 Oct 08, 23:12
The Doctor: So... I don't have to save the world from a mad Clocket appreation?

1 Oct 08, 23:11
Aldebaran: Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of the night?

1 Oct 08, 23:10
Clocket Hallucination: *vanishes in a puff of disappointment*

1 Oct 08, 23:09
Aldebaran: Aw man, Clocket! I was just starting to have some childish fun!

1 Oct 08, 23:08
The Doctor: Hrmm... well... if I reverse the polarity of the Clocket flows...

1 Oct 08, 23:08
Aldebaran: Doctor! Which one is the real Clocket?

1 Oct 08, 23:06
Clocketpatch: in order to avoid destruction on a cosmic scale (and also becase I'm tired) I will now vacate the c-box before things go BOOM!

1 Oct 08, 23:03
Clocket Hallucination: Muhahahahaha!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:03
Clocketpatch: help? I think the presence of the dopplegangers and George Clooney are combining to make our current space-time coordinate unstable!!

1 Oct 08, 23:02
Aldebaran: I... I don't know what to... wait! Yes I do!

1 Oct 08, 23:02
1 Oct 08, 23:01: I am a date and time

1 Oct 08, 23:02
Clocket Hallucination: Choose quickly. I think George Clooney is getting ready to attack. And he's got powers... i think he was batman once... batpowers...

1 Oct 08, 23:01
Clocket Hallucination: I'm the real Clocket, Aldy! That fake is just George Clooney trying to trick you!

1 Oct 08, 23:01
Clocketpatch: Yes, which one?

1 Oct 08, 23:01
Clocket Hallucination: I dunno, which one of us do you think is real?

1 Oct 08, 23:01
George Clooney: GRRrrrrrrrrrARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

1 Oct 08, 23:00
Aldebaran: Uh... oh dear. Which one is real? *chews fingernails*

1 Oct 08, 23:00
Clocketpatch: and then getting distracted...

1 Oct 08, 23:00
Clocketpatch: this is what I get for running off to read fanfic while waiting for the c-box to fix itself

1 Oct 08, 23:00
Clocket Hallucination: No, Aldy! You need to stupidly prove your manhood by hurting yourself in combat with him! Get a few teeth knocked out, maybe.

1 Oct 08, 22:59
Clocketpatch: oh dear... i appear to have developed a doppleganger

1 Oct 08, 22:58
Aldebaran: I don't know. Perhaps I'll hide in the washing machine like I usually do when George Clooney comes to my house.

1 Oct 08, 22:57
Clocket Hallucination: What are you going to do?

1 Oct 08, 22:57
Aldebaran: It's a very real possibility, I'm afraid.

1 Oct 08, 22:57
Clocket Hallucination: NO! ANYONE BUT GEORGE CLOONEY!

1 Oct 08, 22:03
I may have to fight off that evil time lord, George Clooney all by myself.

1 Oct 08, 22:03
Aldebaran: Oh dear... she's gone. I fear shall never know the answer.

1 Oct 08, 22:03
What play were you trying out for?

1 Oct 08, 22:03
Aldebaran: I'm sorry

1 Oct 08, 21:59
Clocketpatch: Good luck with it Aldy!

1 Oct 08, 21:59
Clocketpatch: it's been... awhile.

1 Oct 08, 21:59
Clocketpatch: I auditioned for a play last week, but didn't get in.

1 Oct 08, 21:45
Aldebaran: It'll be great to live the life again. I've been going through stage withdrawl.

1 Oct 08, 21:44
Aldebaran: Getting ready for my upcoming gig on Friday.

1 Oct 08, 21:44
Aldebaran: Well..., after around five minutes of warming up my computer with a blow-dryer and an alarm-clock,,,, I'm doing well.

1 Oct 08, 21:29
Clocketpatch: you?

1 Oct 08, 21:29
Clocketpatch: and poking you through the c-box, of course

1 Oct 08, 21:29
Clocketpatch: I really ought to turn the heater on... or close the window... probably should do the latter before the former...

1 Oct 08, 21:28
Clocketpatch: Being cold mostly

1 Oct 08, 21:24
Aldebaran: What sort of shenanigans are you up to tonight, Clocket?

1 Oct 08, 21:19
Aldebaran: Mind the eyes.

1 Oct 08, 21:18
Aldebaran: OW!

1 Oct 08, 21:04
Clocketpatch: *pokes Aldy*

[magnusgreel]

I have no idea what you both are talking about. I respect that! Well done!

I just realized I was supposed to read it from the bottom up. I wonder, does it really make more sense that way, though?

[Aldebaran]

I've never tried reading it from top to bottom. I even put a disclaimer at the top that you were supposed to read it from bottom to top.

But now I'm going to try and read it the other way just because you brought it up.

[Aldebaran]

It... almost works.

[lynda]

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...I really don't know what to say. It looks like you two had fun, though.

[magnusgreel]

Oct 2, 2008 18:31:04 GMT Aldebaran said:

I even put a disclaimer at the top that you were supposed to read it from bottom to top.

I never claimed to be observant.

[schrodinger]

LOL.... thats aldy for ya. He gets like this when you deprive him of sleep. Once we were driving in a large city at 1:00 AM and with some other people and we got lost. Need I go on?

[Aldebaran]

Would you happen to e referring to "The Magical Mystery Tour", Shrody?

Pretty colors... Amish people in porn shops... scary stoned gangsters... that little Odessy in of itself could have been a Doctor Who episode.

[schrodinger]

yea, that. can you imagine what would happen if clocket was there?

[Aldebaran]

What are you talking about? She wouldn't even get in the car. XD With the way Darlene and I were acting? Nuh uh.

See, if I was a writer for Doctor Who... I don't know. I'd LIKE to be a writer for Doctor Who. They'd probably be all racist against me because I'm an American or something of that stature.

[schrodinger]

XD

[Aldebaran]

XD yourself. ;D

[schrodinger]

[Aldebaran]

Sorry.


TB hug?

[schrodinger]

sure (how did you do the hug emote?)

[Aldebaran]

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE HUG EMOTE?!

[schrodinger]

nor the thud emote. I only know a handful of emotes. most i discover by accident

[Aldebaran]

Well then learn some more.









Okay, I didn't mean that harshly. I just wanted an excuse to use that emote. It's my favorite.
Here's where I'm getting mine... but you may have to log in. It's when you create a post on YWG. I think you were kitkat or something.

ywg2.proboards80.com/index.cgi?board=share&action=post

[schrodinger]

TEACH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I would learn but no one teaches me. *thowsrock*

[Aldebaran]

Oh chill out.

I gave you the link to them. You just post them like you would an image.