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Post by Abbyromana on Sept 23, 2009 1:04:31 GMT
*contemplates whether my role would be similar to that of say, ooh, Krau Timmin...* I think you'll have to fight Abby for the role of untrustworthy would-be power behind the throne; she seems to have designs on that one herself... ;D (and while you two fight, my position remains unchallenged...) Oooo, you are a sly one, JJ. *sarcastically applauds* I don't think there's any way just lostspook or me could EVER be a threat to you. *secretly passes peace pack to lostspook under conference table about teaming to take out JJ, while JJ's back is turned* You are just too smart for us, JJ. *innocent smile*
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Post by lostspook on Sept 23, 2009 20:18:51 GMT
Hah. *takes note from Abby* Not wearing tinfoil, no. I think as evil megalomaniac overlords go, you're getting kind of demanding already. Plus, it makes me sound like a Christmas turkey. I have remembered the ideals of my youth and realised that all of this is completely wrong - last time one of my friends declared herself a totalitarian dictator, I was leader of the Resistance. (I was quite good at it, even if I was eventually caught and brought to justice.) So I hereby become one of those pesky rebels and I can wear sensible clothes and refuse to talk and get killed fairly early on. It's not all that attractive, but at least I don't have to wear tinfoil or high heels. (She says after trying on relatively high-heeled shoes and short(ish), skirt for an event at the weekend. But no tinfoil, now or ever). (And it's true about the totalitarian state, hah, although my Resistance status may have had more to do with the fact that all the big gov't posts had been taken. But I did get the Head of the SS sacked after I kidnapped the penguin. *sighs* Those were the days. ;D) So: Abby want to be the secret member of the Resistance in the plot? (I'm sure JJ didn't hear us - he was too busy chuckling over his own cleverness there.)
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Post by lostspook on Sept 23, 2009 20:20:29 GMT
On the other hand, I did want to wear a white coat with pens in the pocket and be smart and super-sarky... I'll think it over. Plots of these sorts always need an undecided character who could go either way, so that's all right...
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Post by jjpor on Sept 23, 2009 20:43:20 GMT
(I'm sure JJ didn't hear us - he was too busy chuckling over his own cleverness there.) Yep - all falling into place...absolutely nothing to worry about...tomorrow the world, etc... *steeples hands complacently as he looks at his big illuminated world map and muses about what colour he's going to redecorate the White House in* HEY, WAITAMINUTE... Maggadin! Eliminate them! Can't I do something that doesn't require athleticity? Oh, hang on a minute... What, and Sergeant Benton too??!! At the head of a combined force of UNIT/Royal Marines/Navy SEALS/Boy Scouts/Pirates/Ninjas/Time Lords??!! Where are Clocket and TCO and the other henchpeople when you need them? Well, Newton was right all along; it looks as if my plot is unravelling even quicker than one of RTD's. Good job I bought that rocket ship/escape pod thingamibob while they were going cheap...
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Post by Stripes on Sept 23, 2009 21:01:11 GMT
I told you so!
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Post by Abbyromana on Sept 23, 2009 21:51:33 GMT
Maggadin! Eliminate them! *touches secret teleportation wrist device... thing, while giving double agent lostspook a seething glare* You and you're big mouth. I should have known I couldn't trust you, you double crossing agent! *as fades away* I'll get the last laugh yet, JJ! Time's running out... literally. *evilly winks and then gone*
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Post by librarylover on Sept 24, 2009 2:34:02 GMT
LostSpook keep me in mind if you need training for your rebel forces. I can design the training, teach it and measure its effectiveness. Also since JJ has already hired me to train his henchpersons I can provide valuable intelligence on effective techniques to counter their tactics. Dear lord, it has finally happened. Years of working in the corporate business world have turned me into a soulless consultant.
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Post by teeceeoh on Sept 24, 2009 16:47:58 GMT
A case of "Next time, Gadget, next time!" JJ?
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Post by lostspook on Sept 24, 2009 17:44:21 GMT
Well, Newton was right all along; it looks as if my plot is unravelling even quicker than one of RTD's. Good job I bought that rocket ship/escape pod thingamibob while they were going cheap... How cheap? Because I think I'd worry about that, too. I mean, what with all those dodgy dealers running round the universe, I hope you made sure they worked. You did, didn't you? Hello? JJ seems to be oddly silent... ;D
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Post by Stripes on Sept 24, 2009 17:55:56 GMT
A case of "Next time, Gadget, next time!" JJ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Post by Maggadin on Sept 24, 2009 20:44:30 GMT
Maggadin! Eliminate them! *flicks brain switch*
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Post by jjpor on Sept 25, 2009 20:14:41 GMT
You did, Newton. And if I were a wiser would-be world dominator I would have listened to you. Mind you, it's classier not to point it out, you know. ;D *as fades away* I'll get the last laugh yet, JJ! Time's running out... literally. *evilly winks and then gone* And here I am fleeing in my rocketship while my foes melt away into the woodwork? Talk about taking precipitate action... Also since JJ has already hired me to train his henchpersons I can provide valuable intelligence on effective techniques to counter their tactics. Et tu, LL? Oh, I'll remember this when I'm getting my inevitable and extremely nasty revenge in the sequel... A case of "Next time, Gadget, next time!" JJ? LOL ;D Yes, something like that! Madcat and I WILL return! Hello? JJ seems to be oddly silent... ;D Yes, well, your concerns about my choice of escape vehicle proved to be well-founded; my recent communications blackout was due to the fact that I was actually rounding the moon at the time; I'm on the way back now, and should be splashing down somewhere in French Polynesia any day now... I bought it off this fella name of Drax; I mean, he _looked_ reputable... Maggadin! Eliminate them! *flicks brain switch* Yes, that's the spirit! Hold the fort until I've completed my re-entry! The flamethrower's in the cupboard under the sink, next to the Brain!BleachTM!
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Post by Abbyromana on Sept 25, 2009 21:47:17 GMT
*appears in own secret underground base where she can control the Earth* Mwwwwahhhh! Now, time to build up my own minions Any one interested, should apply via my website. All applications being accepted now. *displays flash dynamic business Web site... lists benefits and private health plan options*
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Post by jjpor on Sept 27, 2009 18:40:05 GMT
Yeah, that's one thing I never liked about this world-domination business - all the competition...
;D
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Post by Maggadin on Sept 27, 2009 21:54:00 GMT
Yes, that's the spirit! Hold the fort until I've completed my re-entry! The flamethrower's in the cupboard under the sink, next to the Brain!BleachTM! I seem to be attached to wires. Are you harvesting my genius and making me kill people with my brain? And what's with all my watches breaking?
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Post by Abbyromana on Sept 27, 2009 23:32:59 GMT
Yes, that's the spirit! Hold the fort until I've completed my re-entry! The flamethrower's in the cupboard under the sink, next to the Brain!BleachTM! I seem to be attached to wires. Are you harvesting my genius and making me kill people with my brain? And what's with all my watches breaking? *emails Maggadin ad on job opening* 'Are you not happy with your current position? Do your bosses seem to control your every move, attaching you literally to your computer? Would you like a change? Consider Salamander Industries! We offer benefits, conpetitive health plans, pay leave, and so much more for willing henchmen and henchwomen! Click link..... to apply!
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Post by jjpor on Sept 28, 2009 20:30:24 GMT
I seem to be attached to wires. Are you harvesting my genius and making me kill people with my brain? And what's with all my watches breaking? Perish the thought! You know you're a valued member of the Project: Dominate team, and that I'm always open to any input and feedback you may want to provide to help us build a happier, more caring, more family-oriented work environment. Now KILL! KILL! DESTROY THEM ALL!! *Ahem* And don't listen to Abby's baseless propaganda; she'll have outsourced your job and thrown you on the scrapheap before you can say "Fools! Fools! I'll show them all!"
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Post by Maggadin on Sept 28, 2009 23:59:26 GMT
*emails Maggadin ad on job opening*
'Are you not happy with your current position? Do your bosses seem to control your every move, attaching you literally to your computer?
Would you like a change?
Consider Salamander Industries!
We offer benefits, conpetitive health plans, pay leave, and so much more for willing henchmen and henchwomen!
Click link..... to apply! Fie thee! I am an anarchist; I work for no corporation! Except when I'm out of money.Perish the thought! You know you're a valued member of the Project: Dominate team, and that I'm always open to any input and feedback you may want to provide to help us build a happier, more caring, more family-oriented work environment.
Now KILL! KILL! DESTROY THEM ALL!!
*Ahem*
And don't listen to Abby's baseless propaganda; she'll have outsourced your job and thrown you on the scrapheap before you can say "Fools! Fools! I'll show them all!" *BRAIN IN KILL MODE FZZZZZ* ARE YOU EXPLOITING MY UNIQUE GENETIC HERITAGE?
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Post by Abbyromana on Sept 29, 2009 1:28:33 GMT
*sends out secret emails to all of JJ's members with plenty of stock options and benefits* Mwahhhhh! Soon, I'll be ready to strike back agianst my enemies. *clicks refresh button on email account, but nothing new but ads to enlarge male body parts* Grrrrrrrr! *sigh* Maybe I should just attack JJ's complex myself? Hmmm... perhaps a nice little earthquake to shake things up? *clicks earthquake button* Mwahhhhhhh!!!! *watches gleefully her HD screen as the natural disaster begins to severly damage JJ's new facilities* Now, I just lie back and wait for JJ to contact me with his surrender.
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Post by lostspook on Sept 29, 2009 17:56:36 GMT
*sends out secret emails to all of JJ's members with plenty of stock options and benefits* Mwahhhhh! Soon, I'll be ready to strike back agianst my enemies. *clicks refresh button on email account, but nothing new but ads to enlarge male body parts* Grrrrrrrr! *sigh* Maybe I should just attack JJ's complex myself? Hmmm... perhaps a nice little earthquake to shake things up? *clicks earthquake button* Mwahhhhhhh!!!! *watches gleefully her HD screen as the natural disaster begins to severly damage JJ's new facilities* Now, I just lie back and wait for JJ to contact me with his surrender. Dear Abby, I regret to inform you that as I was still inside said complex, with my white coat on (with pens in the pocket), unfeasibly short skirt and high-heeled boots trying to decide if this was the life for me, as I marched about being scarily efficient and looking over my glasses at people while delivering devastating put-downs, I noticed some strange activity in the area, particularly some sort of seismic attack. As I have a bevy of misguided and confused (but very very clever) scientists under my command, I naturally asked them to look into this inexplicable activity and, naturally, they came up with a handy solution in a matter of minutes and I was instantly assured that a missile had been launched at what was identified at the origin of the source. I immediately harangued them for using weaponry without permission, but it was too late. Only now do I discover that it was the work of your evil genius and that I have temporarily foiled one of your plots. And possibly killed you, but let's hope for the best. I feel, currently being an unscrupulous cliche that it is my duty to blackmail you in order to prevent such things happening again. You may also feel free to deposit large amounts of cash in my bank account. Otherwise I shall inform JJPOR and he, in his deranged state, will attempt to destroy the universe. Once I have sufficient funds, I shall abandon this life of crime, through in my lot with the resistance, wear boiler suits and sensible shoes and die after being annoyingly heroic, but this is probably not the place to discuss my future plans. Lost Spook PS You may detect a flaw in my reasoning here - I assure you it is no such thing. You may have noted, despite having creditably evil intentions, JJPOR has so far achieved none of his goals, so destruction of the entire universe is unlikely. However, with a little direction, one could ensure that the small patch of it occupied by rival evil megalomanics was erased completely. I'm sure we understand each other. P.P. S. Plus, I'm not keen on people who mess around with the weather - I was about to go for a walk in the sunshine when suddenly there was an earthquake, a volcano eruption and following tidal wave, which, may I inform you, was inconvenient to say the least.
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